Mister Sandemanian
Adapted from the Chordettes hit song of 1954.
Mr. Sandemanian bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a “come-hither” gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace.
Mr. Sandemanian,, someone to hold
Would be so peachy before we’re too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandmeanian, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Sandemanian, bring us a dream.
If that wasn’t so cute we’d beat you.