[T.B. Yoits]

...some IPOC waif with hypertelorism that looks like she rode the short bus to drama school.

For readers who may not be familiar:

Hypertelorism is an abnormally increased distance between two organs or bodily parts, usually referring to an increased distance between the eyes, known as orbital hypertelorism. It's usually a symptom of a birth defect or genetic disorder.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Some actresses look like they’d need an extender for their binoculars.