The Babylon Bee got scooped again.
Asking a King?
What is this—1750 A.D.?
Well, this just shows how behind on the times the Canucks really are.
Oh, that it were more like 1250 A.D.
Tell that bastard poofter son of Fidel that he's not to bother me with tribulations in his New World mosquito farm unless he'd care to bring me tribute on bended knee first.