I like the other one better. :-)
I once had a colleague, who was an emigre from a Siberian oblast, suggest tongue-in-cheek that the best Russian author ever was Tolstoyevsky. I responded that the best Russian novel was Doctor Trivago, about a hotel reservation specialist who spent the post-October Revolution years attempting to find housing for both Reds and Whites, but could never find anyone who would take in the insurrectionist revolutionary Stolichnikoff.