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[Kudsman]

Wow, great satire. It's scary close to something they probably have mulled over.

Breaking news update. An anonymous source has informed CNN anchor Kaitlyn Collins that the Southern Poverty Law Center has green lighted the move. Expert legal scholar Peter Fudd suggests an authorization to conscript Federal Workers is on sound legal footing.

When asked, Mr. Fudd responded, "you don't think we instituted the selective service registration program for nothing do you? Come on, man!".

[laker_dad]

You writing for the Bee? Nice!

[Kudsman]

"I hereby order the mobilization of 350,000 troops and all related war material to be staged in Ukraine.

FBI spokesperson, Shirley Ahorre, suggests J6ers be amoung the first regiment in. "Look, I think we can all agree, these insurrectionists are violent people", said Ms. Ahorre, a woc. "We have a complete list of them and their associates and i believe it to be incumbent upon us to require they now perform their fair share. It's time we refocus ICE and round these folks up." Chuck Schumer could not be reached for comment.