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The Babylon Bee Obtained A List Of Some Of The Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week
babylonbee.com ^ | Feb 24, 2025

Posted on 02/26/2025 5:52:58 AM PST by V_TWIN

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To: Nateman

Or....some fed workers are fraudulent ghost employees


21 posted on 02/26/2025 7:23:07 AM PST by goodnesswins (Democracy to Democrats is stealing other peoples money for their use, no matter how idiotic)
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To: V_TWIN

I scooped the cat litter box and did a partial water change in my aquarium. Oh, and fed the fish and cats. Busy, busy.


22 posted on 02/26/2025 7:37:58 AM PST by EinNYC
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To: V_TWIN

11. Attended lengthy meetings where we talked about doing stuff...stuff that didn’t get done afterwards.


23 posted on 02/26/2025 8:17:17 AM PST by simpson96
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To: EinNYC

Did 12 root canals in the break lounge for employees who haven’t yet met their deductible. As soon as I get out of dental school I’ll open an office in the empty cubicle next to mine.


24 posted on 02/26/2025 8:18:21 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Privatize the administrative state!)
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To: simpson96

“11. Attended lengthy meetings where we talked about doing stuff...stuff that didn’t get done afterwards.”

I was in the DoD 30 years.....occasionally I saw and had to attend meetings that were to get prepared to attend other meetings.......true story. ✋️


25 posted on 02/26/2025 8:24:22 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!ly)
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To: V_TWIN

The scary thing is that I believe government workers actually do a lot of this stuff.


26 posted on 02/26/2025 8:25:41 AM PST by MAGA2017
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To: V_TWIN

What did I do?

I read that e-mail.

5 times!


27 posted on 02/26/2025 9:23:01 AM PST by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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To: Scrambler Bob

Honestly what id I do? First note I am in Norfolk.

Monday - Federal Holiday
Tuesday - Did repair work on a radio for one of the ships.
Wednesday - Friday - 12 inches of snow here, Base shut down, Administrative Leave. Would have rather worked.


28 posted on 02/26/2025 10:21:11 AM PST by fredhead (Duty, Honor, Country.....Honor, Courage, Commitment )
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To: V_TWIN

Monday: I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

Tuesday: I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

Wednesday: I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

Thursday: I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.

Friday: I woke up. Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.


29 posted on 02/26/2025 10:23:34 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Deaf Smith

lol........good to know its not an exaggeration


If one comes into town for a event, one will observe
aluminum tags on tree trunks along streets and open spaces.

Yes, people do have govt jobs to keep track of trees.


30 posted on 02/26/2025 10:31:52 AM PST by Liz
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To: albie

“Watched Kamala’s goodbye speech for inspiration”


rotflol


31 posted on 02/26/2025 10:33:55 AM PST by Liz
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Five things I did

1. went to cash my govt pension check
2. went to cash my govt bonus check
3. went to cash my govt expense account reimbursement check
4. went to cash my govt credit card reimbursement check
5. went to cash my govt travel allowance check.


32 posted on 02/26/2025 10:42:56 AM PST by Liz
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“”attend meetings that were to get prepared to attend other meetings...””

One time, my boss had an official meeting to discuss not just meetings in general, but specifics about all kinds of ‘meeting’ shhhhtuff. Once the topic of this current meeting became clear, I left, stating something akin to “whatever you all decide is just fine, I have a laaaaarge pile of work and need to do it.”

While the boss did not like the in public statement, next time we were alone, he smiled.


33 posted on 02/26/2025 11:07:35 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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