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To: wildcard_redneck

Or they could strap the body into a jump seat for the cabin crew and a lovely stewardess could take the dead lady’s seat.

Or move the passengers to the apparently empty seats in first class.

Or stuck the body in a bathroom and closed that bathroom.

There are lots of better ways than this.


90 posted on 02/25/2025 3:22:16 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Shut up and enjoy the companionship of the corpse!


93 posted on 02/25/2025 3:26:27 PM PST by wildcard_redneck ( )
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Retired airline captain here: So, it took 90 - 90! - posts before someone suggested putting her in a lav? After all there are 4-5 of them on larger aircraft.

And, since I’m now in my 16th year a volunteer law enforcement chaplain I can assure you that decomposition begins to occur quickly after death. The smell is unmistakable - ask any cop, fireman or EMT. If seated in a lavatory it would be vented overboard.


110 posted on 02/25/2025 6:12:16 PM PST by QBFimi (It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world... Tarfon)
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