I would’ve asked for her peanuts
No ma,am I only drank water the entire flight.
This drunk next to me had 12 rum and cokes
Airlines don't hand out bags of peanuts anymore!
Allergy risk!
This situation is brimming with material for stand-up comedy!
If I had been sitting next to the corpse, I would have loudly engaged it in small-talk, so that the other passengers and flight attendants could hear.
"So... This your first time flying?"
"So... What do you do for jet-lag?"
"I hear the in-flight movie is going to be 'Night of the Living Dead.'"
"Okay... Who cut the cheese?!"
"Would you like to have a religious conversation?"
Regards,