[DIRTYSECRET]

Watch.-Do we have to?

Supposedly her final show is today at 7EST. I’ll watch.

[Liz]

I hear Reid has signed on as spokester for the newest Apple smartwatch.

According to Apple, the new smartwatch will monitor your
biometrics simultaneously with your meme consumption.

If at any time you view a meme determined to be racist and you do not display a proper response——
such as visible anti-racist rage and white guilt, warnings will be issued to the proper authorities.

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One British citizen who bought a smartwatch complained, “I casually glanced at a depiction of the
Prophet Mohammed, just by accident, and my smartwatch called the nearest mosque to report me.”