Place the ball at the 20-yard line. Eliminate kickoffs.
Well I’ll tell you this; I’m enough of a sports fan that I suggest I have some rules changes I would like to suggest. I think they are some changes we could make in certain sports that would make them more exciting you know? Like in football, I would let all forty-five guys play at the same time. You know, what’s this s**t standing around watching the game? Get in there, put a helmet on and hurt somebody for Chrissakes, will you? You’re not getting paid to watch and never mind lining up, just grab the ball and run like a m**********r you know? Another thing I would do in football, I would leave the injured on the field. Well they’re always talking about how it’s a big war going on out there. Fine, let the Red Cross come around and pick these a**holes up.
-George Carlin
Or this! It will speed up play. maybe no more 3 1/2 hour games (and non-stop commercial breaks)...
Place the ball at the 20-yard line. Eliminate kickoffs.
Eliminate kickoffs, require punts instead.