My Free Republic Airlines Company rules: No open toe shoes of any type; must wear boots or shoes 20 lb limit for carry-on baggage; 10 lb limit for extra satchel/tech gear/purse 300 lb limit for body weight including apparel belly measuring tape max. size 56 inches No smoking Ladies: No bare breasts; no cleavage showing No tatoos showing No animals No chewing gum No carry-on firearms, except the pilots Illegal drugs will be seized. Crew regards passengers as ladies, gentlemen, children. Failure to behave or the crew just does not like you, and OFF THE PLANE, ASAP. ***************************************************************************************** I'd like to see Laz Airlines rules! I kinda figure some of them.
