Story by Jack Queen, Mike Spector, Luc Cohen and Sarah N. LynchLaz's First Rule of Journalistic Integrity:
The number of authors is a reliable indicator of believability.
- 1 author: 50/50 chance of some accuracy.
- 2 authors: 10/90 chance of some accuracy.
- 3 authors: 0 chance of some accuracy.
- 4 authors: Pure gaslighting.
- 5 authors: Lord of the Rings is a historical documentary, in comparison.
- 6 authors: LOL! OMG! ROFL! Omigah they are KILLING me! LOL! holy crap! HAHAHHAHH! HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHH! LOL! WTF! They GOTTA be smoking CRACK! ROFLASC! (gasp) LOL! OMG! ROFL! LAF! HA! This is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER heard! LOL LOL LOL! Gah, they gotta be kidding! YGBSM! STOP!!! LOL! ROFLASC! This is too much! LOL! OMG! (gasp) HOO HOO HOOOOOOO! ROFL! LAF! HA! They are on DRUGS! LOL LOL HAHAHHAHH! HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHH!
This article rates as 4 authors: Pure gaslighting.