““Hi! Can I get a venti iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel drizzle, 1 pump of vanilla syrup, 1 pump of hazelnut syrup, 2 pumps of cinnamon dolce syrup, 3 pumps of toffee nut syrup, 1 pump of brown sugar syrup, with oat milk instead of regular milk, no ice, and 1 shot of blonde espresso, shaken with 2 pumps of cold brew concentrate, a splash of heavy cream, and topped with vanilla sweet cream cold foam? Also, can you add a dash of cinnamon, a sprinkle of nutmeg, and a few extra toffee nut pieces on top? And can you make it extra sweet, and stir it all together before serving?””
That sounds like instant diabetes.
That almost sounds like a script from Frasier at Cafe Nervosa.
Dude, I don’t even know how to translate that.
I bought a cup from a local donut shop with their logo.
Something like $3.
When I brought in the cup, the coffee was 35 cents.
Not that long ago.