Posted on 02/09/2025 9:53:30 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
just thinking that after handling 100,000 eggs one would be a shell of their former self, liable to crack at any moment and once the henpecking of the authorities are layed on them they will be eggzactly where they never thought...the butt of a yolk!
I think it was late 70’s I was on a container ship running from Puerto Rico to New Jersey.
We got in late at night and there were only a couple of longshoreman and one truck to pick up one container. Armed escort vehicles in front and rear of truck. Once the container left the ship we were told it was a full container of White Owl cigars.
😜 😄😀
Concerned that he thieves may be heavily armed, police have been warned to approach them with weapons drawn, but not to fire until they see the whites on their faces.
Thieves formed a shell corporation.
AND THIS Ladies and Gentlemen, is exactly why I love Free Republic! :)
*APPLAUSE*
taking a bow and in the finest tradition of our favorite shake n’bake commercial...”and I helped”! AS we all did. by the way, don’t forget to dip those chickens in egg yolks before the breadcrumbs. there are 100,000 of them out there...somewhere.
Detectives are hoping to solve the case before Easter.
I think Dwight Yokum could make a comeback if he had a good song about this.
Did they find them on the Streets of Bakers field?
He covered “Keep on the Sunnyside”, so we’re good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm-_eQE3WY
In the meantime, there's hasn't been a Peep.
They made a movie about egg thieves, it was called “The Dirty Dozen”.
“...our favorite shake n’bake commercial...’and I helped!’”
Whenever I Shake-N-Bake chicken or chops or bear, elk or roadkill (!), Beau ALWAYS takes the credit with that line! ;)
Of course, it’s homemade, NOT store-bought:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/24005/homemade-shake-and-bake-mixture/
:)
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