“…On the same day, in Moscow, the head of Russia’s Investigative Committee Forensic Center plunged from a fourth floor window at his office building. Colonel Alexey Zubkov survived and was found conscious after avoiding serious injury, reported local news outlet MK.ru.
He claimed he went to the bathroom—the room from which he fell—but had no recollection of falling from the window. Zubkov was hospitalized, and an investigation into the incident is ongoing.
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Avoided serious injury after falling four floors? I want to learn his secret. ;-)
A survivor of one of the famous "Defenestrations of Prague" had the good fortune to land in a manure pile.