PHOTOS: Spilled milk shuts down Florida highway after crash

WFLA-TV8 ^ | February 04, 2025 | Rachel Tucker

[mad_as_he$$]

I was sitting in my favorite watering hole sucking up a beer a man came in and said “Does anybody want wanted to make $20 an hour?” One other guy and I raised our hands and said sure. Twenty bucks an hour was pretty good money then. He wrote on an address on a napkin and said meet me here in a half an hour and I said okay, I was up for it. So I drove to the spot and there was a beer delivery truck that had crashed and spilled all the bottles. Turns out the job was counting beer caps and trying not to get cut. Made a hundred bucks cash in the ‘70s, which was pretty good money.

[Salamander]

😜

[Salamander]

At-2:20 am my dad got home from work and dragged me outta bed on a school night so I could help him salvage fire bricks in the pouring sleet because a tractor trailer fell over on top of the mountain.

I got paid nothing.

😑

[Salamander]

* it was marginally better than going to the orchard to catch night crawlers in the rain to start a worm farm in the basement.

I had an interesting childhood.

[Salamander]

It seems we’ve rumemnated enough to cover most of the jokes now.

/I’ll stop now.

😬

[skr]

How can anyone be moooody after that masterpunce? (well done :D )

[Eleutheria5]

Take the ordeal by the horns.

[SunkenCiv]

See, last month someone jackknifed a truck full of molasses, talk about your proverbial event...

[ridesthemiles]

A SEMI WITH OVER $40,000 worth of eggs was stolen. NEVER did hear where.

[Keyhopper]

Went shopping today,,,,,,NO EGGS

[Fledermaus]

Probably “undeclared milk.”

[Sirius Lee]

[Albion Wilde]

Awesome post; thanks, rl!

[Eleutheria5]

Or set by Haitians.