What happened to Jesus?
I have heard lots of stories, as have most people.
but I have dug much deeper than most people, and I know who his parents were (they were the equivalent of a billionaire family today) and also who the real father likely was.
the whole thing is one of the best psi-ops in recorded history
If Jesus were born perfect, why did he get is penis cut (or did he?)
Yes He was. Read Luke 2:21.
And circumcision is the foreskin, not the penis.
BTW, if you regard the Bible as “stories”, perhaps FR is not the place for you?