1) Don’t commit crimes, and you’ll probably stay out of prison ... which might minimize the probability of some other dude bangin’ your wife.
2) Don’t bang another man’s wife. EVER. Don’t even think about it. It’s wrong. And it invites extreme retaliation.
I’m torn as to whether or not this constitutes “taking out the trash”.
The guy banging my (ex)wife never knew she was married..
I forgave him.