[mmichaels1970]

People used to have false bottoms on luggage so they could bring French published copies of books by American authors such as Henry Miller.

When I was a kid I got busted trying to smuggle a Penthouse into the Soviet Union to sell on the black market. Took the soldiers like two minutes to find it in my heating vent. I had to sign several papers with upside down threes and backwards B’s on it. Thought I was going to the gulag for sure. Had to settle for selling my old blue jeans and an Beatles mix tape.

[frank ballenger]

Wow. Best story of the week here.

I’m sure the soldiers had to carefully examine the evidence for legal purposes.