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To: Miami Rebel

You can’t open a bank account without an ID.

Every time I vote Florida checks that my ID is valid. Banks can do the same.

I’m sorry, Congress frozen all accounts. I need to see and verify your ID to unlock your account.

I’m sorry, I can only give you $40 in bills each week. I’m sorry, you already got $40 for our competitor.

But my cartel wants $100 a week in cash or they’ll kill me.

Would you like to put Transfer on Death on your account?

I’ll need the valid ID and taxpayer ID of the person who’ll get the account.

Perhaps they’ll understand and take the $40 you already got.


80 posted on 01/13/2025 6:36:16 PM PST by Brian Griffin
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To: Brian Griffin

from our competitor


82 posted on 01/13/2025 6:37:26 PM PST by Brian Griffin
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