President Biden struggles to read a phone number correctly

X ^ | January 9, 2025

[rdl6989]

There is no way he could have made through another four years as President. He can't even read it correctly from the paper right in front of him.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Biden struggles to have a bowel movement correctly.

[TornadoAlley3]

https://youtu.be/okJgfRuHcUw

Joe Biden. The oldest fireman

[Varsity Flight]

# press to get

# press

# press

# you have reached

# please wait or request here #

Dial tone .....

[blackdog]

“1-800-10%”

[Polyxene]

1-800-CORNPOP

[VTenigma]

If he stayed on the campaign trail he would have been dead by election day. He was deteriorating daily whether from the drugs he was given, the stress from traveling, or both.

[Magic Fingers]

“Why don’t you just tell me what movie you want to see?”

[Getready]

He read his entire discourse. Then turned it over to the cliche spouting, clearly underpowered babbling bimbo of Mumbaian descent. Who did not disappoint.
Now they’re saying that it wasn’t lack of water storage that caused the water storage, but that the power was cut off by the power companies to avoid power line caused fires. The pumps couldn’t work cause no electricity was available. There was electricity in most parts of l.a. I believe that there are on site emergency diesel powered water pumps. I am not buying their excuse that there was no water cause the electricity was cut off. Not yet.

[sasquatch]

Once dialed 911 by accident...
‘9’ for outside line
‘11’ for outside US

“What’s your emergency?”

[desertsolitaire]

Junior Samples Used Car Sales BR-549

[dadfly]

true dat.

[Texas Eagle]

I’ll bet he knows all the numbers to the sex hotlines like the palm of his hand.

[frank ballenger]

Swirling around in the confused mists of Joe’s mind....

“Beechwood 4-5789” by The Marvelettes a hit in 1962.

867-5309/Jenny” performed by Tommy Tutone. (1981) #4 in US.

634-5789 By Wilson Pickett, released in 1966.

But one from Joe’s youth...

The Telephone Song by the Andrews Sisters(1950)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXuvcpXIRWs

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[dfwgator]

Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahswYBewb0

[frank ballenger]

Do you remember the MTV video for the 1986 Genesis song “Web of confusion”? They had puppets including a caricature of Nancy and Ronald Reagan. At one point beside his bed Reagan gets confused on the buttons for “Nurse” and “Nukes” and starts a nuclear war.
Sick stuff.

[dfwgator]

That was “Spitting Image”, who pretty much skewered everybody.

[No name given]

January 20th can’t come fast enough.

[Cold_Red_Steel]

frankly, he couldn’t even manage to campaign before he stole 2020.

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He didn’t steal it; he was brought along to be a puppet by those who stole it.

[Larry Lucido]

:-)

[Oscar in Batangas]

“Jill, Honey, please call that 800 - you know - thing and tell them that I’ve lost what little was left of my mind”