[Steely Tom]

It's a Perfect Storm. A Black Swan Event. A Game Changer. A Butterfly in Africa. A Wake-Up Call. The Chickens are Coming Home to Roost. It's a fin de siècle, the End of History, the End of Cheap Oil. It's the Population Bomb, the Malthusian Crisis. It's Y2K. It's the Ozone Hole, it's the Destruction of the Rain Forest, the Reversal of the Geomagnetic Poles, the Collapse of the Van Allen Belts.

[Prince of Space]

Man, you’re good! Been saving those up for such a time as this? 🤣