Posted on 12/29/2024 11:19:26 AM PST by BenLurkin
So if she could run better... Maybe she’d still be alive? I think not.
Lucy is not “our” ancestor. Ridiculous fraud.
Those long arms she had allowed her to jerk that football away when Charlie tried to kick it....
Those long arms she had allowed her to jerk that football away when Charlie tried to kick it....
Lucy’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.
I’ve heard about “Lucy” for 30-40years or whatever. Then in a museum I saw a replica of the bones they found and a taxidermy reconstruction.
I walked in the room with the sacred display, and was looking at a 3 foot tall chimpanzee. What a scam. Never again...
lucy was a monkey, not a missing link.
I prefer Lucy Mcgillicuddy.
All that muscle and not a gym in sight. That is just normal, chimp muscle mass.
Studies have determined that chimpanzee muscle exceeds human muscle in maximum dynamic force and power output by ∼1.35 times due to having a greater proportion of fast twitch muscle fibers than humans. Furthermore, the way great apes' muscles are attached to their bones by tendons, being further from the joint for greater mechanical leverage (at the cost of finer control) increases their strength as well.
An 80 pound chimp could easily destroy a 250 pound MMA fighter and then eat his face for spite.
What did she self identify as?
What were Lucy’s pronouns????
Oh you’re an archeologist and scientist.
Evolution is science. Guess you still believe in Adam and eve. I don’t anymore
Wow
“An 80 pound chimp could easily destroy a 250 pound MMA fighter and then eat his face for spite.”
Decades ago someone had a carnival attraction where they would muzzle a chimp or orangutan, put boxing gloves on it and pay anyone X$$$ to last a 3 minute round with the primate, No one ever did.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
That is funny. I’m upset with myself for not putting it into my own comment.
There is so much comedy gold in ‘Blazing Saddles.’ I’m gonna have to watch it again.
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