[Impala64ssa]

I swear the woketards can find racism in a turd 🤦🤦 Here's something that'll get the perpetually offended really triggered. Kung Fu Christmas from 1974 when PJ O'Rourke was with the National Lampoon 😀😀

[Jonty30]

It was norm in Europe to attach bells to sleighs so people could hear you coming.

[Organic Panic]

I go straight for macro-aggressions with some ‘hood Christmas tunes....

Easy E Christmas....

https://youtu.be/JdSmzS1Fklk

(NSFW)

[bleach]

Mad & Lampoon were as important as my dad’s Adam magazines to my developement.

[Pythion.net]

[PAR35]

I was thinking “I’m dreaming of a WHITE Christmas”

I wasn’t thinking of all those Sleighs use to track runaway slaves in south Louisiana.

Oh, well, at least we can still sing “Dashing through the Reich in a Black Mercedes Benz”. Because Black Cars Matter.

[Fiji Hill]

I like this version:

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun when the Germans run
From a great big Russian sleigh, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Look at those Russians grin.
They're dreaming of a Red Christmas
Marching through Berlin.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

This is as dumb as the idea that all rock’n’roll songs are about heroin. Including, of course, J.J. Cale’s “Cocaine.”

[Fiji Hill]

In a couple days, he'll be singing this decidedly non-racist version:

Kwanzaa bells, Kwanzaa bells,
Whitey's got to pay!
Looting, burning, oh what fun
On this made-up holiday.

[maddog55]

Well turds are brown. Why aren’t they white?