It’s the road you take when you have no idea where you’re supposed to be going, and why? I suggest “Corn-Pop Blvd”
How about C’Mon Man Court? or something memorable like “ Pardon Way”
***I suggest “Corn-Pop Blvd”***
Use Corn Pops given name, William Morris. They should never name things after living persons. Maybe 25 or 50 years after their deaths.