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In Russia the windows open up for you!

The Russian version of the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.

Putin wants only pur sang Russian players on his teams.

1 posted on 12/17/2024 6:38:26 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Those aren’t Andersen windows…


2 posted on 12/17/2024 6:39:38 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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3 posted on 12/17/2024 6:39:54 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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Looks like the government of Russia caused another ‘Sudden Death’. Glad that doesn’t happen here...


4 posted on 12/17/2024 6:40:13 AM PST by BobL
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To: DUMBGRUNT

What next? “So and so was beaten to death by the front door trying to enter the building”? “Buildings” in Russia seem to be very dangerous!


5 posted on 12/17/2024 6:42:24 AM PST by Bob434
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Didn’t pay his debts.

Makes me remember where Hillary! was trained in Arkancide techniques.


6 posted on 12/17/2024 6:42:27 AM PST by Blueflag (To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.)
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At least he dodn’t fall down an elevator shaft — onto some bullets...


8 posted on 12/17/2024 6:43:42 AM PST by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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His gurl was hot

What is it with the sleeves?

I blame vodka

Damn drinking is such a culture phenom there

Any excuse to slam some booze


10 posted on 12/17/2024 6:49:05 AM PST by wardaddy ( .If the GOPe didn't go wobbly slightest incoming flak we'd always win)
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I know it's in vogue to blame every high profile "death by falling" on Putin, but notwithstanding it doesn't even make sense for there to be a connection on that regard (as he last played for the St. Petersburg team in 2021, so he wasn't even playing for a Russian team), there's probably a more mundane explanation: "It was not immediately clear why Timma may have committed suicide, but the emergency official told TASS that a phone containing his “final wish” was found beside his body. An unnamed source told the Ren TV channel that the phrase “call Anya” appeared on his phone. Anya is the nickname of Russian-Ukrainian pop star and Timma’s ex-wife Anna Sedokova, who announced this fall that she had filed for divorce after four years of marriage and celebrated her 42nd birthday on Monday."
13 posted on 12/17/2024 6:55:21 AM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (There is nothing new under the sun.)
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It was his ex wife’s birthday, and everyone was hating him for playing pro-ball on Russian teams because he was Lithuanian.
Idiotic to think Putin murdered him. Putin would like people from Europe doing what he did.


17 posted on 12/17/2024 7:23:00 AM PST by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI..)
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It seems like the number one way of dying in Russia is from falls.


20 posted on 12/17/2024 7:28:46 AM PST by webheart (S)
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I am sure that will get the three point and free throw averages up for the team.


25 posted on 12/17/2024 9:31:22 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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Another “suicide”? Like our current government, the Russian government doesn’t care if everyone knows they’re murdering people who get on their wrong side. If folks really wanted to off themselves, they could slit their wrists or throats. Very few people throw themselves out of high rise windows. But as I said, they don’t care what people think.


26 posted on 12/17/2024 10:12:25 AM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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