Reuters Fact Checks Babylon Bee Article Stating ‘Allahu Akbar’ Has Replaced ‘Cheerio Mate’ As UK’s Favoured Farewell

Modernity ^ | December 11, 2024 | Steve Watson

[FlingWingFlyer]

It’s a real hoot when you realize that all news organizations have gone out and HIRED THEIR OWN fart checkers. Fart checkers need to be disinterested parties. Not vomiting “the truth” for the igrnorant public’s consumption for their boss.

[MNJohnnie]

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

Now that is funny

[Eleutheria5]

Whatever happened to “wotcher” and “cheers”?

[V_TWIN]

The Bee has GOT TO immediately do a piece on reuters.

[Rurudyne]

You -literally- can’t make this up!

[Jane Long]

Oh, that WOULD be GOOD!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did you mean to write “fart checkers”?

[Islander7]

There were no fact checkers until the truth starting getting out.

[fwdude]

Now the Bee needs to run with this.

[Vaduz]

Journalism still at it’s finest.

Good Night Chet

[cgbg]

The Bee could have fun with fact checkers checking fact checkers who check fact checkers.

[cgbg]

Fact check:

“Reuters is stupid as dirt. True or false.”

Conclusion:

“False.

Reuters is not stupid. They are enemy occupied territory.”

[suasponte137]

Agreed...this is too funny to let it go unanswered.

[mewzilla]

Dear gad, they have a website...

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/

BTW, it looks like none of their fact checks comes with a byline.

Isn’t that interesting...

[mewzilla]

The Fouth Estate has become a fifth column.

[SunkenCiv]

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[cgbg]

For the left there are no facts.

There is only the revolution.

[FirstFlaBn]

Is it a coincidence that ‘Reuters’ kinda rhymes with ‘hemorrhoid.’ What part of speech would ‘hemorr-reuters’ be?

[BobL]

Now this is HYSTERICAL!!! A couple of things to note here:

1) The Twitter Files revealed that US Government Operatives who run the Censorship Department in our government (the department that sends censorship orders to Twitter and likely all of the other large Social Media players) have a HUGE PROBLEM with satire. Seems weird, but this article tends to show why they are so concerned, as satire often illustrates a major problem in society far better than just stating it.

2) The guy who runs Babylon Bee (Seth something) is a close friend of Elon. When Babylon Bee was kicked off of the Old Twitter, Musk called Seth to verify, and then Musk bought Twitter...which quickly caused Musk to be Red-Pilled...which then caused Musk to align with Trump and support his successful campaign for President with something like $220M...which may well have moved the election to Trump.