[Republican Wildcat]

Have you ever been in the middle of making a sandwich, smearing on your favorite mayonnaise, and thought to yourself, "Man, I really love mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise so much I wish I could drink it."

No...I can't say that I have.

[OKSooner]

Good G-d.

Whomever would come up with such a thing ought to be whipped.