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To: dennisw

How’s Jaguar doing?


6 posted on 12/08/2024 6:53:47 AM PST by Savage Beast (Fight! Fight! Fight! God Bless America! Trump won because good TRiUMPhed over evil.)
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To: Savage Beast

Clerk: [returns Austin’s personal effects after the reanimation process] One English-made Jaguar.
Austin: That’s not mine.
Clerk: One credit card receipt for English-made Jaguar, signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I’m telling ya, baby, that’s not mine!
Clerk: One warranty card for English-made Jaguar, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!
Clerk: One book: “English-made Jaguars and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)”, by Austin Powers.
Austin: Ah.
Clerk: Just sign the form.
Austin: Okay, thank you, handy man. I’ll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know.


52 posted on 12/08/2024 7:53:49 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show host to me.... Sting)
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