Why do naturally pretty women seem to feel they need to *enhance* their looks?
Sheesh, thank God for what you have. You’re not improving anything.
Blue Oyster Cult have a pretty good song about it called “Mirrors”
A mirror, is a negative space with a frame,
And a place for your face
It reveals, what the rest of us see
It conceals, what you’d like it to be
Pretty girls, have a love affair
With their eyes, and their shining hair
Fantasize, that the world adores
Tantalize, like the cover girl
Mirrors, are the basis of beauty
They arise, to sell love of the self
They apprise, if a woman is pretty
She tries, like a super star Hollywood girl
Vanity’s a deadly sin
It’s what the flesh is packaged in
Vanity’s a deadly sin
It’s what the flesh is packaged in…
Women are fickle
They have straight hair, so they curl it.
Curly hair and they straighten it.
Beautiful blond locks, they dye it brown
Brown hair, they bleach it blond
Small boobs, gotta get implants
Big boobs, gotta get a reduction
Etc, etc