[frank ballenger]

….or, possibly a piss-poor polygrapher.

You may not remember but alliteration triggers the poet in me.

Perhaps a peripatetic but persuasive and perspicacious piss-poor polygrapher despite a lack of prerequisites was permitted this pursuit palliatively, proving a paucity of plausibly pertinent professional propensity and a preponderance of prominently pathetic produced pratfalls.

[Flycatcher]

Prodigiously positive!

[no-s]

Pish Posh!

Preternaturally Pedantic!

Punishment Pending!