“There is no Karma”
Oh, yeah? You’re smack dab in the middle of it, Joy.
‘Cause karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma’s a relaxing thought
Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap ‘cause it loves me
Flexing like a $%^&* acrobat
Me and karma vibe like that
—Trailer Swift
Is that supposed to be a SONG??
Wow. Profound. She gives Maya Angelou a run for her money. (I can’t do an eyeroll emoji on my device.)