[PTBAA]

The secret to driving sober is to swallow 5 of these hornets before going out drinking.

[rlmorel]

I suspect if, in desperation, you swallowed them AFTER the cops pulled you over, you might get both stung AND tased!

I always liked this scene from "Tommy Boy"...
LINK: "Tommy Boy" Bee Scene!

Hahaha, of course, this one came up right afterwards, and it made me laugh too!
LINK: "Tommy Boy" Deer Scene!