Sun! Express! Express Sun! Sun Sun! Express! Express! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! What Sun doink! Express stronk like bull! Grunt! Grunt! Whistle! Pop! Grunt! Tell your grunt-grunt-grunt-fart to be stronk!
No one in the UK takes either of those tabloids seriously. They're universally seen as a joke just as FR's resident Zeeper Village Idiot™ is.
