Beware of the humble martini!
Have one or two at most,
but three and you’re under your host!
Bernard DeVoto’s homage to the martini:
“The rat stops gnawing in the wood, the dungeon walls withdraw, the weight is lifted your pulse steadies and the sun has found your heart, the day was not bad, the season has not been bad, there is sense and even promise in going on.”
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Martinis are like a woman‘s breasts: one is not enough, three is too many, but two are just perfect!