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1 posted on 11/12/2024 3:30:04 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Insomniac agnostic capelin lie awake all night wondering if there is a cod.


2 posted on 11/12/2024 3:35:09 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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“I was witness to an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration!”


3 posted on 11/12/2024 3:37:52 PM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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I just knew I wouldn’t get to the end of this article without seeing “climate change”. How much actual evidence do they have that this event has anything whatsoever to do with climate change?


5 posted on 11/12/2024 3:39:06 PM PST by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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Largest predation event?

They obviously haven’t watched Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.

7 posted on 11/12/2024 3:41:38 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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What? Did they expect codfish to be vegetarians?

Cod doing what cod do.

9 posted on 11/12/2024 3:42:29 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. β€” Psalm 106)
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They had to get climate change in there, it is a hoax, so this news item is suspect in every fact and observation mentioned.


11 posted on 11/12/2024 3:44:35 PM PST by ThePatriotsFlag (Accepting a false premise initiates conversational defeat.)
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RE: climate change continues to push species out of traditional habitats

Put on the hip waders. The barnyard is getting really full.

Why can’t we just declare it an Act of Cod?🐟🐟🌊🌊


12 posted on 11/12/2024 3:49:54 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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The last time this happened was when Stacy Abrams paid
Oprah Winfrey $1,000,000 to accompany her to the final Red Lobster All the Scamp U can Eat special.


14 posted on 11/12/2024 3:50:44 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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RE:...tiny swim bladders that resonate like the highest notes on a piano.

Imagine some nerdy scientist devoting years of his life to getting close to them to listen to the resonating notes.

Rival FBI agent in the X-Files episode Improbable, going through Fox Mulder’s piles of folders and books in his cluttered little apartment with the bed unreachable due to the mess.

“This guy hasn’t been laid in years.”


16 posted on 11/12/2024 3:56:14 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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https://courses.ecology.uga.edu/ecol4000-fall2016/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/09/Predator-Prey.pdf

They are so educated that they know everything.

predator/pray cycles


23 posted on 11/12/2024 4:10:52 PM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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Their cod is an awesome cod, it swims from Norway above, marked safe by the Federal gov, their cod is an awesome cod!


26 posted on 11/12/2024 4:34:43 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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"a team of Norwegian and MIT scientists, who used advanced underwater acoustic technology"

Didn't one of these guys later play Sea Bass for the Atlantic Rhythm Section?

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29 posted on 11/12/2024 5:33:55 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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Sounds like the Harris campaign going after donors .


31 posted on 11/12/2024 5:39:43 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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Never mind climate change, Chinese fleets will overfish many places.


34 posted on 11/12/2024 6:15:26 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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‘Bring back hand sanitizer dispensers!’ says Norway

Here here!


37 posted on 11/12/2024 7:29:15 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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I was wondering why there was a capelin fish sandwich shortage at McDonalds...


42 posted on 11/13/2024 2:41:30 AM PST by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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Life is harsh. Do these Capelin expect to be coddled?


46 posted on 11/13/2024 5:37:00 AM PST by Sirius Lee (Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
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Eat more Cod.


49 posted on 11/13/2024 7:35:30 AM PST by Tommy Revolts (,,)
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The cod feeding frenzy is nothing compared to the solid wall of Big Ladies with wigs and weaves huddled around the crab legs at the Chinese Buffet on a Friday night. They hang out there waiting for the next tray to come out of the kitchen and then pounce to fill their plates. Nothing is left except a few skinny white guys picking over the couple of remaining empty broken shells.


50 posted on 11/15/2024 4:21:01 PM PST by Pennsyltucky Boy (bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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