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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Well, all of my family are gone,

BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out:

1) Marry a rich single woman

2) Marry a rich single woman

3) Marry a rich single woman

4) Failing that, the Rapture

5) Failing that, World War III


5 posted on 11/12/2024 1:53:10 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

You forgot alien abduction.


8 posted on 11/12/2024 2:33:20 AM PST by neverevergiveup
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To: SaveFerris

There must be a candy bar heiress somewhere near you.


12 posted on 11/12/2024 3:33:31 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: SaveFerris; Larry Lucido
Well, all of my family are gone, BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out: 1) Marry a rich single woman ...snip...

HA! Got you beat. I have a ONE-step retirement plan!

1) Drop dead in my home office.

16 posted on 11/12/2024 3:41:34 AM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: SaveFerris
1) Marry a rich single woman

2) Marry a rich single woman

3) Marry a rich single woman

How do you like Utah?

23 posted on 11/12/2024 4:05:46 AM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: SaveFerris; Lazamataz
BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out:

1) Marry a rich single woman

2) Marry a rich single woman

3) Marry a rich single woman

4) Failing that, the Rapture

5) Failing that, World War III
I expected that from Laz!
31 posted on 11/12/2024 4:22:13 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: SaveFerris

Is the rich single woman sterile?


55 posted on 11/12/2024 10:06:27 AM PST by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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