To: where's_the_Outrage?
Well, all of my family are gone,
BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out:
1) Marry a rich single woman
2) Marry a rich single woman
3) Marry a rich single woman
4) Failing that, the Rapture
5) Failing that, World War III
5 posted on
11/12/2024 1:53:10 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: SaveFerris
You forgot alien abduction.
To: SaveFerris
There must be a candy bar heiress somewhere near you.
12 posted on
11/12/2024 3:33:31 AM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: SaveFerris; Larry Lucido
Well, all of my family are gone, BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out: 1) Marry a rich single woman ...snip...HA! Got you beat. I have a ONE-step retirement plan!
1) Drop dead in my home office.
16 posted on
11/12/2024 3:41:34 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
To: SaveFerris
1) Marry a rich single woman 2) Marry a rich single woman
3) Marry a rich single woman
How do you like Utah?
23 posted on
11/12/2024 4:05:46 AM PST by
70times7
(Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
To: SaveFerris; Lazamataz
BUT I HAVE worked out a 5-step plan for retirement. I think I’ve got this figured out:
1) Marry a rich single woman
2) Marry a rich single woman
3) Marry a rich single woman
4) Failing that, the Rapture
5) Failing that, World War III
I expected that from Laz!
31 posted on
11/12/2024 4:22:13 AM PST by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: SaveFerris
Is the rich single woman sterile?
55 posted on
11/12/2024 10:06:27 AM PST by
Scrambler Bob
(Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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