She will be getting coupons for all the Reese's cups she can eat, I'm sure.
"I'll take it!"
I guess not many people understand lot numbers.
She will also be getting high BMI, high triglycerides, high blood pressure and maybe a stroke. That’s what my doc tells me. But I do love me some candy like Reese’s.
Is Hershey’s hinting they’re going to start marketing peanut butter?
You got peanut butter on my chocolate! You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
My grandmother bought a bag of individually wrapped snack-size Snickers back in the late 70’s. She was watching TV in the dark and started eating them. Thinking they tasted off, she went into the kitchen and flipped the light on to inspect them. That’s when she discovered that they were filled with maggots. After vomiting profusely, the next day she returned to the store with the remaining Snickers and told the manager what had happened. Initially he told her that it wasn’t possible for them to all be infested since they were individually wrapped. Apparently it didn’t occur to him that they could be contaminated at the factory. The joke was on him though. As soon as he cut into one of the Snickers, out poured the maggots. All she did was ask for a refund.
Michigan Gov Whitmer: “Hey, those are the solid chocolate hosts I ordered for communion today!”
Robotic automated assembly lines have those issues sometimes. Once cut into a fruitcake and found black stuff. Cut anther slice and hit metal. It was a machine nut plastered with grease that had fallen into the batter before it was baked.
Get some Adams Old Fashioned crunchy peanut butter, dip and smile.