The Harris campaign was hot to show Doug in all
his "glory," but Playboy nixed an Emhoff centerfold.
So where was little Ella when daddy was banging her nanny?
<><>playing with Barbie and Ken in the living room?
<><>in the family car parked at No-tell Motel?
<><>coloring her school books with her crayons?
<><>in the kitchen eating a Big Mac?
<><>or did they let her watch?
The Harris campaign was hot to show Doug in all
his "glory," but Playboy nixed an Emhoff centerfold.
Ewww. That’s disgusting, but I don’t know the answer to it.