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Figures, Delta sucks. Their first class doesn’t even come close to business on any decent airline and their service sucks. Doesn’t surprise me that their personnel are anti-American. I’ll never use them again. They be run out of business.

About 20 or so years ago, I had to fly Delta. I am 6’ 4”, so I requested a seat in the exit row. When I got on the plane, I found my assigned seat was behind the exit row and virtually impossible to sit in.

I went to the two Flight Attendants who were chatting in the back of the plane and told them about the mix up. One of them, a statuesque blonde looked at me and said, “So, what do you expect me to do about it?” Then the two of them laughed in my face, so I just said, “I just thought you two would like to know this for your own amusement!” and I returned to my seat and shoe-horned my ass into it.

A few minutes later, the Captain came back to apologize and tried to move me to a better seat. I thanked him and told him that since was the last time I would ever fly Delta, this seat would provide me with memories of this airline and its flight attendants.

Captain went back to the flight attendants and I couldn’t make out what he was saying, but they went pale. It was my last flight on Delta.

So, at least we know that Delta is “maintaining their standards”!