[4Runner]

"This just in, it appears the ballot-counting computers for all fifty county-wide precincts have gone down all at once as of approximately fifteen minutes ago. We are being told by NOAA that satellite connections over the entire Southeast have been disrupted by solar flares. Ballot counting has been reported as interrupted in several key swing states as well. We will let you all know when those links have again become operational. In the meantime, we return you now to our regularly-scheduled programming."

[hoagy62]

They wouldn’t dare!

Would they?