Seagulls are bad for your mental health: 'Epidemic' of dive-bombing birds 'like the Luftwaffe' are blamed for new effect on terrorised townsfolk

UK Daily Mail ^ | 10/11/1024 | Claire Ellcott and Shannon Mcguigan

[hoagy62]

Here in the Puget Sound region, even though we’re fairly far inland, we still have lots of seagulls in the area. I’ve never really had a problem with any of them except once, when I was sort of “attacked” by a seagull. In reality, it dive-bombed me..or rather, used my car as a bombing range/toilet.
What a mess. Thankfully, I was nearby a car wash and got it taken care of immediately.

[Ken H]

Those Fokkers were Seagulls.