In fairness, today’s Secret Service has been reoriented to guard Biden, mostly in the bunker at the White House or the basement of his Delaware beach house. The primary threats are stairs, followed by careless failures to attach the seat belts and safety harnesses at the dining room table. It takes time to reorient to a new threat environment.
Also bicycles.
Joey fall down. Go Boom!
Old skin is torn easily those seatbelts can pinch.
Let’s not forget DIAPER RASH. That could take him out real quick.