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To: DiogenesLamp

I love my fellow freepers.

To the point of being swollen and engorged.


9 posted on 10/03/2024 7:18:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Lazamataz
To the point of being swollen and engorged.

A little less Blue Chew for you.

19 posted on 10/03/2024 7:21:07 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: Lazamataz

A tumescent glow?


20 posted on 10/03/2024 7:21:32 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: Lazamataz
I love my fellow freepers.

To the point of being swollen and engorged.

There is a reason why you are invoked when people ask if "Laz" would "hit it." You have such a poetic way of putting things.

:)

23 posted on 10/03/2024 7:23:11 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: Lazamataz

To the point

We expected no less from you 🙀


49 posted on 10/03/2024 7:40:52 AM PDT by drSteve78 ( Older Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: Lazamataz

Instead of using sincerely , fondly ,love and such at the end of a letter I’m going to start using.

“swollen and engorged’

Al baby


70 posted on 10/03/2024 7:52:59 AM PDT by al baby (I know sarcasm )
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To: Lazamataz

You are standing too close!
LOL


76 posted on 10/03/2024 8:04:26 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t even get THAT from my wife anymore. LOL


84 posted on 10/03/2024 8:09:01 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Don’t vote for anyone over 70 years old. Get rid of the geriatric politicians.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’re perverted, twisted, and sick, Laz.

I admire that in a person!


88 posted on 10/03/2024 8:14:06 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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To: Lazamataz
To the point of being swollen and engorged.

There are items on the market to help with that...

I know...I know. Not funny at all since you're a guy.

92 posted on 10/03/2024 8:18:32 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz

Yewwwwwwww. Hopefully not turgid as well. 😂👍


116 posted on 10/03/2024 9:01:42 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from withinE? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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