[DiogenesLamp]

One hopes your beard is better trimmed and hair not as wild as....

My beard is not, but only because I haven't let it get that long... lately. My hair is solving that problem by slowly going away over time. :)

Unless you're the lamp and not the man, in which case how do you type on a computer keyboard?

I'm Plato's man. I type with my beak.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

That was a fowl reply, sir. It seems, sir, most obvious that you can play toe to toe.... :)