[DiogenesLamp]

That was a fowl reply, sir. It seems, sir, most obvious that you can play toe to toe.... :)

Didn't they say "Puns are the death of wit"?

If they didn't, someone should. :)

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

It is said, “They said.”

I took my lamp and went looking for They, for everyone knew what They meant, and who They were. But no one could light the way to They without pointing in opposite directions.

It may be They were out, very busy, looking for me. It may be, maybe. If They didn't, Someone should.

Tomorrow I will again take my lamp — or maybe yours — and search for Someone. They might be able to help, if They somehow know Someone, somewhere.

We could perhaps then go together, but then wouldn't we be They? Someone should know.... No?