What would they have warned you (or me) about?
Maybe Death, Judgment, Heaven and Hell?
“What would they have warned you (or me) about?”
Waking up in the morning with every bone, joint, and muscle already aching. That is just for starters:
Taking ten or more minutes to get dressed because you have to be very careful not to move or turn or make any sudden movement or movement which your body has not made in several days or you’ll certainly damage something somewhere.
Not being able to get into or out of a vehicle without having to contort the body into positions which were never intended for the human body.
Trying to get into or out of a vehicle without hitting the back of your head on the roof of the vehicle.
Not being able to sleep well.
Not being able to eat full meals anymore in addition to starting to dislike certain foods which you have loved for your entire life.
That is only the tip of the iceberg. I could give to you other inconveniences as I think of them if you would like but I would probably forget to tell you by tomorrow.
Have you heard enough?