You forgot Elizabeth “Squaw Who Tells Big Whoppers” Warren.
How could I forget Fauxcahonas? Then there's Al Gore who made fund-raising calls from his White House office, then claimed he didn't know it was illegal, because during the meeting when they covered that topic, he had run to the bathroom multiple times because he had drunk too much iced tea that day. True story.
He also claimed that he and Tipper were the couple that the 1970 movie "Love Story," starring Ali MacGraw and Ryan O'Neal, was based on.