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You pullin the wool over my eyes? Don't give me no flax.

Let me cover this..

Like Egyptians with deep pockets, we don't cotton to puns, but prefer fabricated tightly-woven Text'iles, bringing warmth and comfort.

An we ain't lyin' as we prefer high-quality 'sheet' with high thread count and premium content.

I mean seriously, duvets joke around about bedding? It's time to get fitted.

[MomwithHope]

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[gymbeau]

Well, I used to sleep on my wife’s herb garden. It was the only way I could wake up on thyme.