I’m from the Boston area and my dad used to get tickets to the Red Sox game occasionally when I was a kid. We weren’t that well off so the tickets he always managed to get was against the White Sox. I guess those were always really cheap to get. So every Red Sox game I ever went to was against the White Sox. Ironically, enough every single game, I attended, the Red Sox lost against the White Sox. Every. Single. Game.
You suck. ;-)